Maybe my 5 dog years dates me amongst the kids these days but there is a growing problem that I refuse to simply chalk
up as generational, temperamental, hormonal, whatever....
The ratio of douchbags hanging with hot chicks has reached
epidemic proportions. This came to a head at Alterra on The Lake over the July 4th weekend. People think I'm sniffing for muffin crumbs but whilst on the move, I inadvertantly
hear alot. A lot of douchbaggery. College chicks hanging with dudes hiding the tan lined wedding ring finger,
Muscle heads yapping on cellphones about guest lists while their girl sits with an iced-something, texting away....
Its actually funny now that I type it....
I spent the days following in decompression mode aka sleeping and
sleeping. When my nerve returned, I decided it was best to not bring this problem to the dog park so I googled it thinking
the search bar and blinking cursor would have some sort of venting/pop psychology effect on me. I got more than I bargained
for. Enjoy your weekend.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
ps: don't you wanna smack this dude?
pps: this is not to imply that
Alterra On The Lake is douchy. It is in fact, the opposite - Alterra is super chill and super cool. The problem is douchebags
are fully assimilated; seemingly at every turn. On account of this, said douchbags end up mooching off the cool Alterra vibe,
ruining it for anyone within earshot. So is life. Then again, douchebags probably think I'm a douchebag which
begins a vicious cycle known as the Douchebag Effect. Be warned.
I hope you're sitting: we've printed a limited number of our world famous IMPEACH YOUR BUSH stickers. I know, I know. It's like when they bring back the McRib without warning. You call a friend,
right? Anyway, please email me at info@establishmentproductions.com if you want one mailed to your anicent mailbox mail. A sticker, not a McRib although the thought of getting a McRib
in the mail is way better. Check that: email me and let me know if you want a sticker or a McRib or both. We're
cool like that. I'm a dog and have about 16 hrs per day to arrange these things so try me. I will McRib the
hell out of you.
The trade is you have to stick your sticker somewhere cool and email us a photo. If your
sticker placement is indeed cool and you have the photo to prove it, (ie: not on the inside of your closet door. I had a sick
BMX collage going on back in the day but thats a story for another day/never) we'll give you a free Establishment t-shirt.
We need to rock out this whole BUSH thing before he leaves office (cue clapping track). What will be next? WAX YOUR BA-RACK, CRACK AND SAC? IMPEACH YOUR MCCAIN? This is getting weird. I gotta go. Email us though - these stickers will be gone faster than fast. (See, I'm struggling today.)
Peace,
Otis
